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Dog Bandanas - Create Your Own

Here at Treasured Friend Memorials we also  make embroidered Dog Bandanas.  You can choose one of our sayings, make up one of your own, or have us just stitch a name.  Just click on the size of dog bandana you want below, and then tell us the colors and saying you'd like in the editable box.  We have some of our Humorous Dog Bandana sayings listed below the photos.  We also have dog bandana graphics you can add - a paw print or a heart if you wish.  To see all 16 colors of dog bandanas we offer, please refer to othe main dog bandana page.

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                                                                                   Dog Bandanas with Humorous Sayings

Treasured Friend Memorials also makes Custom Pet Bandanas. We have 5 sizes, 16 bandana colors and 11 thread colors to choose from.  Each bandana is custom-made to your specifications.  They are cut, the edges serged in white, custom embroidered, then pressed and shipped in about 24 hours.  The bandanas are made of 100% cotton fabric (bandana material)  They also make great gifts.  Be sure to measure your pet's neck before ordering.  Add 4 inches extra so the bandana will tie comfortably.

Extra Small:  Custom neck sizes smaller than 8 inches.  Please send neck size.  
Small: Measures 14.5 inches across the top.  Fits very small/toy-sized dogs or small cats. 
Custom Medium: Measures 18 inches across the top.  Fits most small dogs or large cats.
Medium: Measures 21 inches across the top.  Fits most medium-sized dogs
Large: Measures 31 inches across the top.  (This is big enough to fit my 1250 horse)  If you have a very large-necked dog or horse, you may need to attach with velcro.  I can also make a custom-large for you that measures in-between the medium and large, just specify how many inches you'd like it across the top. (Don't forget to add 4 inches to tie comfortably)

Thread colors: White, Black, Kelly Green, Hot Pink, Purple, Brown, Gold, Light Blue, Navy Blue, Orange and Red. 

Bandana colors:  Navy, Turquoise, Light Blue, Yellow, Orange, Light Pink, Dark Pink, Black, Brown, Forrest Green, Lime Green, Purple, Burgundy, White, Camo,  & Red.

Some of the comical comments you may choose:

Ace wrecking crew                          The Pampered Pet                             Will work for treats!                               I'm with a cute single gal                     Head of Security
I'm with a cute single guy                Bite Me                                                Almost human                                       Bark Ranger                                         I'm the 4-legged baby
I'm the Princess                            Spoiled Rotten                                    Bad to the bone!                                    Too cool for obedience school           Beware of the human
Vertically Challenged                  Dad likes me best                              Mom likes me best                                Dogs are children with fur                   Cats are children with fur
Mom's laptop                                Dad's laptop                                        Got treats?                                              Just throw the darn ball!                       Squirrel Patrol
Crumb Patrol                                Man of the house                                It wasn't me!                                           The Cat made me do it!                       To know me is to love me
I'm NOT a play toy!                      I HATE VICK!                                      Neuter Michael Vick!                            Vick is a Dick!                                        Does NOT play well with others!
Walking my Human                     Attack Cat                                              Fat Cat                                                  Lean, Mean Dragging machine            I'm not fat, I'm fluffy
Snow dog                                I'm at the end of my leash...                It's my truck I just let dad drive           It's my truck I just let mom drive            Warning: this dog can't hold its licker!
I have a licker license               I'm the BIG sister                                  I'm the BIG brother                                 I'm the little sister                                   I'm the little brother
Here comes trouble!                 An angel with fur                                   Sit Happens!                                           Frisbee Champ                                      Official Food Taster
Cowgirls Rule!                            Daddy's girl                                        Dad's the brain, I'm the Brawn!               Mom's the brain, I'm the Brawn!            Warning: Tail is a deadly weapon
Does this bandana make my Butt look Big?                                            Mommy's Boy                         
Iam TOO  human!                                                                                                                                              
Don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you!                                            Just hand over the treats...         Am I cute or what?          I'm going to be a Big Brother          I'm going to be a Big Sister
I (heart) Mom (or anything you choose)                     

 Is your pet the "Talk" of the town?

Please email me or call about quantity discounts.  I also make "Adopt Me" bandanas for pet shelters all over the world.   I also do bandanas for non-profit groups, dog clubs, the handicapped, military personnel, schools, etc.   Call or email me for a quote for a discount price. 

Click on the link to see one group in California, Fox News covered the story.

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